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Funny thing to say when recieving a test/ being stopped for the bathroom in class? - what funny liner to write in a wedding card

For English, we make a video on a high school class .. a sign of the funny guy / class clown and not know what to write when the teacher is a test, if he did not go to the toilet!

any spiritual / funny one liners are welcome, and if the name of the first and last you'll have some credit:)


THANK YOU!